Surrender agency: "like a mediocre novel in which everything is too on the nose to be quite believable"

#winning: image via ian bremmer @ianbremmer, 5 February 2017

oh.

Trump golf club wall decor: image via Jennifer Epstein @jeneps, 5 February 2017

The first couple and @Reince's family at the Trump International Golf Club Super Bowl party: image via Jennifer Epstein @jeneps, 5 February 2017

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It's 28-3 in the third quarter and the president has left his Super Bowl party

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And now he's back at Mar-a-Lago for the night
tweet via Jennifer Epstein @jeneps, 5 February 2017

A detail from the @RedCross gala at President Trump's resort: image via jack healy @jackhealynyt, 5 February 2017

jack healy@jackhealyNYT
A detail from the @RedCross gala at President Trump's resort

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Life is like a mediocre novel in which everything is too on the nose to be quite believable

image via Alan Yuhas @alanyuhas, 5 February 2017

@realDonaldTrump and First Lady Melania Trump greeted at Super Bowl-watch party by Palm Beach Central High School band and cheering squad: image via Stephen Crowley @Stcrow, 5 February 2017

Pres Trump greets Palm Beach Central High School band at Trump Intl as he prepares to watch Super Bowl: image via Steve Holland @steveholland1, 5 February 2017

@realDonaldTrump and First Lady Melania Trump greeted at Super Bowl-watch party by Palm Beach Central High School band and cheering squad: image via Stephen Crowley @Stcrow, 5 February 2017

Of @realDonaldTrump's last 11 tweets, 7 are attacks on independent judiciary, one is an attack on free press, 2 are plugging his interviews.: tweet via Nadia Khomami @nadiakhomami, 5 February 2017

Trump pooler @mikememoli 'There was also a plaque showing members with holes-in-one on the course -- Mr Trump was one of them.' #KimJongGolf: tweet via Andrew Beatty @AndrewBeatty, 5 February 2017

#Kierkegaard: tweet via Andrew Beatty @AndrewBeatty, 5 February 2017

Spotted at Gucci Palm Beach cc @KellyannePolls: image via Andrew Beatty @AndrewBeatty, 5 February 2017

"California is in many ways out of control," @POTUS tells @oreillyfactor: tweet via Mike Memoli @mikememoli, 5 February 2017

@POTUS applauds Palm Beach Central marching band, performing upon his arrival at #SuperBowl LII watch party at Trump International Golf Club: image via Mike Memoli @mikememoli, 5 February 2017

President Trump spent 4 ½ hours at his golf club today in FL. WH aides have not told the press pool, NYT's @MarkLandler, if he played golf.: tweet via Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy, 4 February 2017

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President Trump is at his golf course again today, per pooler @mikememoli. No word on what he's doing there.

NYT's @maggieNYT & SNL's @GlennThrush have incredible insight into Trump's WH routine — & one helluva jarring nugget: image via Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy, 5 February 2017

Trump quit the #SuperBowl at 8:57 p.m. ET, per pool: image via Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy, 5 February 2017

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

What an amazing comeback and win by the Patriots. Tom Brady, Bob Kraft and Coach B are total winners. Wow!

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There it is.

tweet via Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy, 5 February 2017

There are 40ish grafs in this revealing @PhilipRucker @AshleyRParker joint. None more so than this one.: image via Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy, 5 February 2017

Standing ovation for George H.W. Bush and his First Lady!!! There are tears in his eyes. I can't.: image via Jason Howerton @jason_howerton, 5 February 2017