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Pluto, Jupiter and Neptune: Caravaggio, 1597-1600, ceiling painting in oil, 300 x 152 cm (Casino dell'Aurora, Villa Boncompagni Ludovisi, Rome)


Fuck Pluto. Somebody's got to own
Something
Sometime. The rest
Is jest
The rest,
As the troublous wo/man
In the street was saying
To no one
After her bus went by without
Stopping, in the world
Night.



A Kashmiri villager cries for his missing relative after a cloud burst at Kullan village in Ganderbal district, on Friday. At least four people were killed in a series of cloud bursts that were reported from several parts of Kashmir during heavy rainfall, local media reported on Friday

A Kashmiri villager cries for his missing relative after a cloud burst at Kullan village in Ganderbal district, on Friday. At least four people were killed in a series of cloud bursts that were reported from several parts of Kashmir during heavy rainfall: photo by Danish Ismail/Reuters, 18 July 2015


Pluto's Grave: Lucien Freud (1939-2010), 2003, oil on canvas (Private collection)

A boy carries a dog as he stands after Peruvian police operation to destroy illegal gold mining camps in a zone known as Mega 14, at the southern Amazon region of Madre de Dios.

A boy carries a dog near a Peruvian police operation to destroy illegal gold mining camps in a zone known as Mega 14, at the southern Amazon region of Madre de Dio: photo by Janine Costa/Reuters, 16 June 2015

Pluto

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Pluto, from The Chain Gang, 1930: Walt Disney and Norm Ferguson (image by Muchi, 2005)

Born a few months after
the naming
of what was thought to be
the ninth planet

A normal dog

Unlike the endlessly neurotic
anthropomorphic
dog Goofy

How refreshing

Spoke only two words in his entire life

"Kiss me"


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"To Pluto the strong...": Nora Sawyer: from Ezra Pound: Canto I -- Into the Underworld (A Poetry Comic)

Oh, Heck, Pluto -- you were never meant to talk!

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The Fuck Map...we've never seen a word map quite like this....: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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The Shit Map...9 billion words of geocoded Tweets 2013-2014: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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 Alright, let's keep going: the Bitch Map. This and Shit have a similar and common pattern (see other maps below): image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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So pretty much everyone's swearing. We just don't all prefer the same words. The Asshole Map.: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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 The Faggot Map: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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The Motherfucker Map (as one word): image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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I hesitate to post this. We're doing some work on slang for a news outlet and they say any word is cool except this.: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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The Damn Map...hydro-electric polysemy doesn't seem to be skewing things too much at least: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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The Darn Map. I know, I know, I should be mapping damn/darn alternation for the variationists out there but fuck it: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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 The elusive Southern Midland Dialect region appears: The Gosh Map: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 16 July 2015

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Let's get Round 2 started: The Crap Map...another Southern Midland pattern: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 17 July 2015

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The Douche Map...: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 17 July 2015

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The Hell Map...notably lining up with Shit etc rather than Gosh...: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 17 July 2015

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The Slut Map... : image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 17 July 2015

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...and then the Whore Map, very similar to slut...I guess I'll need to run hoe next: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 17 July 2015

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The Bastard Map...a weaker pattern here.: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 17 July 2015

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Last one for now: the Fuckboy Map. Also one of the fastest rising words in 2014: image via Jack Grieve @JWGrieve, 17 July 2015

Pluto -- Fuck Yeah!


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We did it! We did it! #PlutoFlyby
: image via NewHorizons2015 @NewHorizons2015, 15 July 2015
 
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It's been 9 1/2 years since New Horizons launched. So excited to see pictures of Pluto tomorrow. @NASANewHorizons: image via Donny Osmond @ Donny Osmond, 13 July 2015 Provo, Utah

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This is how the #PlutoFlyby is going to happen
: image via NYT Science @NYT Science, 13 July 2015


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ALICE BOWMAN IS A NATIONAL HERO: @NewHorizons2015Mission Operations Manager (aka MOM): image via Sarah Stern @notsterno, 15 July 2015

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The @NewHorizons2015 Team all smiles as they look over data (images?) downlinked this morning: image via AmericaSpace @AmericaSpace, 15 July 2015

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We're almost a million miles beyond Pluto now! WOW!
: image via NewHorizons2015 @NewHorizons2015, 15 July 2015


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Thanks Laurel. Today, the BBC team decamps to DC for Friday's final #PlutoFlyby briefing.
: image via Jonathan Amos @BBCAmos, 16 July 2015

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Today in 1969: Apollo11 launched on first mission to land humans on the Moon: image via Spaceflash News @spaceflashnews, 16 July 2015

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I think someone spotted @DrFunkySpoon! That long arrow is pointing right at Him!
: image via Pluto Major Planet @plutosgems, 16 July 2015


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Love this!
: image via NewHorizons2015 @NewHorizons2015, 16 July 2015


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Spent 14 years taking [sic] about our first data as the "New York Times" dataset. BINGO, that happened today! #PlutoFlyby
: image via NewHorizons2015 @NewHorizons2015, 16 July 2015

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@NewHorizons2015 journey to #Pluto made front page of the @nytimes this morning: #PlutoFlyby: image via Sarah Stern @notsterno, 16 July 2015

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How Big Is Pluto? New Horizons Settles Decades-Long Debate
: image via The SETI Institute @SETIInstitute, 16 July 2015

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This #DearPluto letter is outstanding! @ClarkPlanet thanks for sending these our way! @NewHorizons2015 @AlanStern: image via NewHorizons2015 @NewHorizons2015, 17 July 2015
 

#DearPluto Letters from @ClarkPlanet's #Plutopalooza
S/O to 'big heart' @NewHorizons2015 @AlanStern: image via NewHorizons2015 @NewHorizons2015, 17 July 2015


#DearPluto Letters from @ClarkPlanet's #Plutopalooza
S/O to 'science' @NewHorizons2015 @AlanStern: image via NewHorizons2015 @NewHorizons2015, 17 July 2015

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National Geographic's #Pluto issue, autographed by @NASANewHorizons team. WANT! @NatGeo
: image via Boing Boing @Boing Boing, 17 July 2015

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VOTE for @NewHorizons2015 to have its own #LEGO set! #space
#PlutoFlyby #Pluto: image via Sarah Stern @notsterno, 18 July 2015


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Finding Pluto: the hunt for Planet X
: image via Prof. Abel Méndez @
ProfAbelMéndez, 17 July 2015

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Looking at photos of Pluto doesn't get old. #PlutoFlyby: image via Planetary Society @exploreplanets, 18 July 2015
 

New Pluto images show no craters but plenty of weird mounds: a delicious enigma. #PlutoFlyby
: image via Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell
, 17 July 2015


New Pluto images show no craters but plenty of weird mounds: a delicious enigma. #PlutoFlyby
: image via Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell
, 17 July 2015


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 Should Pluto be a planet again? A petition is now out: image via CNN @CNN, 15 July 2015

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Day 110 On 2nd look #Pluto
you look like a planet. Sorry I doubted you. Good night from @space_station! #YearinSpace: image via Scott Kelly @StationCDRKelly, 15 July 2015

I feel small again, but in a big, amazing way! Pluto -- Fuck Yeah!


 
Pluto, Jupiter and Neptune: Caravaggio, 1597-1600, ceiling painting in oil, 300 x 152 cm (Casino dell'Aurora, Villa Boncompagni Ludovisi, Rome)

SNEAK PEEK of gorgeous Pluto! | by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center

SNEAK PEEK of gorgeous Pluto!: image by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center, 16 July 2015

New Horizons Launches to Pluto | by colinjcampbell

New Horizons Launches to Pluto: image by Colin Campbell, 19 January 2006

TONIGHT, JULY 16, 2014! Ask Experts About the New Horizons Mission to Pluto! | by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center

TONIGHT! Ask Experts About the New Horizons Mission to Pluto!: image by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center, 16 July 2015

Pluto By Moonlight | by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center

Pluto by Moonlight: image by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center, 14 July 2015

New Horizons 3-billion-mile Journey to Pluto Reaches Historic #plutoflyby! | by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center

New Horizons 3-billion-mile Journey to Pluto Reaches Historic #plutoflyby: image by NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center, 14 July 2015

Pluto and it's moon Charon Shine in False Color | by NASA Goddard Photo and Video

Pluto and it's [sic] moon Charon Shine in False Color: image by NASA's Marshall Space Center, 14 July 2015

Pluto: All I've got to say is -- Kiss me!
 
celebrating PLUTO !  - NOT my image | by Shein Die

Celebrating PLUTO ! -- NOT my image: image by Shein Die, 15 July 2015

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