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‘It’s time for Mark Zuckerberg to stop hiding behind his Facebook page,’ a Conservative politician said.: photo by NurPhoto/NurPhoto via Getty Images, 19 March 2018
Hi. I'm Mark. I will always be here for you, inside this little plastic POS. You can't be popular or successful or famous without me. Don't even try. Have I said yet that "Hi, I'm Mark..." This is not a recording. This is a machine that proves you're an idiot.Over and over and over. You can trust it. You're hooked. You can't stop. A sucker like you is born 2000 times a minute once every 2000 years. You're my fish. Our data shows even the weakest and least inspiring world religions can have an awesome shelflife with the right packaging. Hi, I'm Mark. Have a nice day. Want to be in the Awesome Zuck Reich? It's going to be way cool. But you wouldn't want to have tea with Putin, you say? But you'd have no problem with Friending, or being Friended by Ol' Bad Vlad, right? OK! No judgments! Putin: “would you like some te—“WE’RE GOOD THANKS": image via John Noonan @noonanjo, 14 March 2018The blind exorcist summoned by your at last exposed and suddenly disposable nation in the aftermath of the one day war which dismantled in one blow itsentire material empire and planet ownership forever is laughing somewhere now, in the darkness, bound and gagged, with his face to the wall he can't see, He knows it wasn't meant to be a comedy. He knows he can't dispel or eradicate your demons. He knows that even if you deactivate Facebook, everything it has taken from you is gone forever, and no longer yours. You have been bought and sold and traded upon every time you just wanted to curl up on the sofa and have a good cry and suck your thumb a bit, before going back into battle.
Strange places we have seen | Zurich, Switzerland: photo by gato-gato-gato, 2 January 2018
Strange places we have seen | Zurich, Switzerland: photo by gato-gato-gato, 2 January 2018 Strange places we have seen | Zurich, Switzerland: photo by gato-gato-gato, 2 January 2018Your miserable offspring